Question: One night, a king and a queen got on a bus with no bus driver. The king and a queen got off the bus. Who is left on the bus?
Answer: The knight was left on the bus.
Question: WHY DID THE COOKER THROW THE BUTTER THROUGH THE WINDOW?
Answer: WHY HE JUSS WANTED TO SEE THE BUTTERFLY...
Question: how can a man living in england legally marry fifteen women without ever getting divorced??
Answer: The man is a minister and it is his job to marry couples which include women and men thet he marries!
Question: Railroad crossing; cars go by. Can you spell that without any r's?
Answer: T-H-A-T!
Question: If you get locked in a bathroom with a , match, and a candle.Which do you light first?
Answer: The match
Question: A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.
Answer: Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.
Question: Dr. Garrison has told all the towns people that he will get across Grass Lake with no assistance. He told everybody to meet him at Grass Lake on Sunday at 12:00. So when everybody showed up on Sunday, Dr.Garrison finished his task by getting across Grass Lake. How did he do it?
Answer: Grass Lake was frozen.
Question: one day a young lady walked into her living room and saw her son dead. she called the police and told them that she was most likely sleeping when he died.the maid the butler and the father were the only suspects.the made was a nice young women who loved kids,the butler was a greety old man and the father was a old man who didn't have a leg and he didn't have a proctetic one either.the maid said she was outside in the garden,the butler said he was outside cleaning the pool and the father said he was practicing for a running marathon. who could have killed the boy.
Answer: abviously the father because he had no leg so how would he be able to run in a marathon
Question: You have 2 coins totalling 30 cents but one isn't a quater. What coind do you have?
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Answer: cause other one is a nickle
Question: A duck is swimming in a lake. A cat is sitting in her tail. If the duck dives, what happens to the cat?
Answer: he gets wet
