Question: You are driving along with a full back seat, when you pass three people, your best friend, an old lady who needs to go to the hospital and the girl of your dreams. What do you do to make them all happy?
Answer: You give the car keys to your best friend as a gift and you tell him to drive the old lady to the hospital, then you go out on a date with the girl of your dreams.
Question: you show up for mondays class and find thats its been postpond it will be held three days after the day before the day after tomorrow what day should you show up
Question: i am the fighter of good,
beleiver in bad,
i help the week,
but soon make them sad,
if you do use me,
in the rightfull tone,
you see all the beauty and kindness i'm shown,
but yet if you take me,
and use me in spite,
you shall make me mad,
for the words are not right
Answer: the truth
its lame i know, but i couldnt think of anything else
Question: I have a truck load of sheep and you have a truck load of sheep...
If I were to give you one of my sheep we would both have the same amount of sheep, however if you were to have given me one of your sheep insted, I'd have twice as many sheep as you...
How many sheep are in my truck and how many sheep are in your truck?
Answer: I have 7 sheep in my truck and you have 5 sheep in your truck...
If I gave you one we would both have 6 sheep
If you gave me one I would have 8 and you would have 4 sheep
Question: As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with 7 wives each wife had 7 sacks each sack had 7 cats each cat had 7 kits kits cats sacks wives how many were going to St. Ives?
Question: Imagine you are locked in a car, all the windows are up and locked, they are barred on the outside, you have no way to get out and the car is about to blow up in 2 minutes, how do you get out quickly and safetly???
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