Question: there is somthing, adam has none, eve has two and everybody has one. who am i?
Answer:
Question: Im never ending, always going, you ask for me constantly, yet when you stop me, i start again. What am I??
Answer: Time
Question: What is a man called who is crazy about walls ?
Answer: A Wallnut
Question: A person is naked in the desert. If they aren't dead, they probably will be soon. There are no footsteps or tracks of any kind indicating how they got there, and there is a broken matchstick in their hand. What happened?
Answer: The unfortunate person was travelling in an air balloon with others when it started to go down. Fearful that they wouldn't make it out of the desert, they first shed their clothes to lessen the weight. They continued to descend and decided to choose a person to throw overboard to save the rest. They had wooden matches to ignite the flame, and our unlucky friend drew the broken short matchstick and was tossed over.
Question: What is greater than God?
Worse than the devil
The poor has it
The rich need it
What am I?
Worse than the devil
The poor has it
The rich need it
What am I?
Answer: Nothing!!! Ha Ha Gotcha!! well some of you!!
Question: What 3 words do you get when you combine a type of boot with a verb and something up your nose? ( Hint: it's a song )
Answer: Boot scootin boogy
Question: A man jumped 150 feet entirely under his own power how'd he do it?
Answer: He was in a ski jump.
Question: a cowboy rides to town on Friday, and stays there 3 nights. He came back on Friday. How is this possible?
Answer: The horse's name is Friday!!!
Question: You will drink me as i am your friend.You will die without me,i am expensive anywhere ,anytime.
Answer: Water.
Question: the more it gives,
the more you choke it
what am I?
the more you choke it
what am I?
Answer: A bottle
