Question: You can't see me during the day or when there is light but when it is night i am always there
what am i!

Question: A man lays dead in the middle of the desert. The only thing he has with him is an unopened package. The contents of the package explains the mans death. Whats inside the package?

Question: Who killed one fourth of mankind?

Question: A plane crashes in the middle of the ocean. Where do you bury the survivers?

Question: A women shot all the monkys at the zoo, everybody saw him but nobody did anything did anything about it.



Why?

Question: There is a man in his car shot and dead. There are no bullet holes in the car. The window are up and the doors are locked. How was this man shot?

Question: a boy and a girl were picking apples. when they finished they walked back to their house. they stopped and ate half the apples plus a half apple. they went walking againh and stopped. they ate half the rest of the apples and a half apple. so they went on and stopped. they ate half the rest of the apples plus a half apple. when they got home they only had one apple left. how many apples did they start off with???

Question: take me out and scrach my head,
i am black but once was red.

what am I?

Question: I envelope you in darkness, but you see many things. I can be resisted, but a lack of me leaves rings. What am I?

Question: Illuminate through open space,
Obscure the way again.
Brass and iron yield at touch,
the instruments of men.

I pledge my body, only you,
The one with whom I lie.
But loyalty is fleeting, sir,
No hand may I deny.

For I am but a single half,
Though more of me may spin.
Exit, enter, pirouette,
So you might step within.