Question: How many birthdays does an average man have?
Answer: one.We celebrate it every year.
Question: What gets wet when drying?
Answer: A towel.
Question: What always was, yet I can never be?
Answer: Yesterday
Question: A man took a trip for several weeks. When he returned he was floating at sea. How come?
Answer: The man was an astronaut and his landing pod landed in the sea where it was later retreived.
Question: This is a skateboard trick that is not possible to do. What is the trick called?
Answer: Impossible
Question: The man who invented it, doesn't want it.
The man who bought it, doesn't need it.
The man who needs it, doesn't know it.
What is it ?
Answer: A Coffin
Question: What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age
Question: I am a man,
I am not Male,
Nor Female.
I have eyes,
But cannot see,
I have a mouth,
But cannot talk.
I like cold Weather.

What am I?
Answer: A Snowman!!!
Question: If you have a soft drink and you want to drink the bottom half first, how can you do that.
Answer: Use a straw.
Question: Imagine John, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram. While taking a walk he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms. John weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms. John reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold. How did he manage?
Answer:
[he juggled them.]