Question: I have A one dollar bill in my pocket. It has a key, a scale,and an owl sitting on top of the top right hand 1 on the front. It has a p[yramid with an eye over it and an eagle with talon of arrows in one its grasp. On the front is the tresurers name, their signature, a number to identify the dollar, There is a phrase repeated on both sides of the unit and this is the most used money in the world. There on the front of the bill is a man's picture and a name of the man. the unit is green and has black ink it's written with. There are millions and millions of these made and people are greedy and have to have the money. If I was to go to Iraq and purchase 1,469 items, how much did I spend?
Answer: I spent only a dollar but I converted my money into the Iraqi Dinar before I got there so I wouldn't get shot for being an American.
Question: two men were in two jail cells next to eachother, when the guards bring another man down the aile. one of the men in the cell say to the other.."brothers and sister i have none but that mans father is my fathers son." what relations is the man in the cell to the man walking down the aile?
Answer: the man in the cell is the father of the man walking down the aile.
Question: What grows in size when it is taken from?
Answer: A hole.
Question: A man was born in 1918 and today is his 18th birthday. How is that possible?
Answer: 1918 is the room he was born in not the year
Question: there is a big tree in the forest everyday the family of 7 looks out there window and sees the big tree in their front lawn. How can the family see the tree in there fornt lawn if its in the forest
Answer: the forest is there fornt lawn.
Question: A younge golfer is playing golf when he comes to a stop at a tree.!5 feet away from the tree is an old man. he is watching the golfer fail to hit the ball over the tree. The old man turns to the golfer and says" Boy, when i was your age i could hit that ball right over that tree without hassle". But the tre is 50 foot high! so how?
Answer: When the old man was young the tree was only 2 foot tall.
Question: there is a man who lives on the 17th floor of this building. On rainy days he uses the elevator and on sunny days he takes the stairs. Why is this?
Answer: the man is a miget. on rainy days he has an unbrella and uses it to reach the button for the 17th floor. and on sunny days he uses the stairs because he doesn't need the unbrella because it is not raining.
Question: a man drives up to a hotel. Then realize that he is bankrupted.
how is this possible?
how is this possible?
Answer: the game Monopoly
Question: A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the counter and comes up with a gun, pointing it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
Answer: The man had the hickups and when the bartender pointed the gun at him he frightened him making his hickups go away.
Question: What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck
