Question: a man and his son were walking on a cliff the man fell an died and the boy was seriosly hurt and rushed to hospital and the doctor said i cant operate on him hes my son who is the doctor!
Answer: his mother
Question: what has teeth but never bites?
Answer: comb
Question: the one that can see can't hold,the one that can hold can't eat,the one that can eat can't be full.
Answer: eyes,hands,mouth and stomach
Question: We are the xings xands wen we play with our legs we cant stop our hands!
Who are we ?
Who are we ?
Answer: we are the scissors .
Question: A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. What was he doing???
Answer: Playing Monopoly!!!
Question: (it was around 1724)Jonny Apple Seed was trudgeing down the feilds when all of a sudden he fell and was dead. Why???
Answer: Yellow Fever was in the air!!!
Question: what has a face but cannot smile?
Answer: clock
Question: i am black red and green, i taste good with other food but not my own. what am i?
Answer: peper
Question: Wot gets wet the more it drys.
Answer: Towel
Question: What do the poor have, the rich need, and if you eat it you will die?
Answer: nothing
