Question: I went in the woods and got it, when I got it I couldn't get it out. So I took it home with me. What is "it"?
Answer: A spilnter or sawdust
Question: there where a boy who name jassy 'rodrick and none and all had aids which one would u like?
Answer: nobody because if u say nonne u will like none who have aids!!!
Question: There once was a man so intelligent, that he was offered some information about the future. The man obviously accepted the generous offer. The devil of course didn't want the man to know it so the devil made it into a code. It said "Tad level hell when min" What did the letter really mean?
Answer: hell and heaven will meet
Question: why did the skeleton whent to the theatres alone?
Answer: Because he had no ~body~ to go with?
Question: Use these three colours : green, pink and yellow in this sentence: The pone goes ring,ring you pick it up and say hello!
Answer: The phone goes green,green you pink it up and say yellow!
Question: Does this dinosaur exist? This dinosaur is purple and green. It's name starts with a letter "B". It has 6 letters in its name. It makes kids happy. Does this dinosaur exist? If so, what is it?

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Answer: Yes, this dinosaur does exist and it is called "Barney"
Question: There are two boys Tim and Jerry they look exactly alike and there birthday is on the same day but they are not twins how is this possible?
Answer: They are triples
Question: Two brothers walk into a bar and start to order a drinks. One of the brothers get into a fight with the bartender. The other says dont dont do it but the he dont listen and stabbes the bartender and kills him. They both get arrested and both sent to court but the judge says I know you killed the bartender but I can not send you to prison. why cant he go to prison
Answer: because they are ajoined twins
Question: There were two identical girls walking in a park. An old man comes up to them and asks them if they are twins. They say no. Remember they look exactly alike and talk the same and dress the same, what are they.
Answer: They were triplets. The other one was sick in bed.
Question: What does RIDDLES mean?
Answer: R=Rayla Rules
I=I'M an Idol
D=Delirous Dude
D=Dancing Queen
L=Lucious Lolipops
E=Evesdropping Elves
S=Silly Sugar Socks