Question: I am the smallest eye, what am I?
Answer: a neddle
Question: There are two twins,twin 1 robbed a bank.Twin 2 tried to stop twin 1.They were sent to court,but the juge said that he couldn't send twin 1 to jail.Why?
Answer: They're conjoined, so the juge cant send twin 1 to jail without having twin 2 being sent to jail.
Question: A woman walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender takes out his gun, points it to her head, and then puts it away. The lady kisses him on the cheek and then leaves. What caused this?
Answer: The woman had hiccups. (She ordered a glass of water to get rid of the hiccups, but the bartender pointed the gun at her head to scare the hiccups out of her. It worked so she thanked him by kissing him on the cheek)
Question: Last week i went to York,the traffic was okay and the journey took two and a half hours. On my return, the traffic was similar, but i made it back in 150 minutes. How come??
Answer: The times are the same!!!
and by the way F+ is a good grade
and by the way F+ is a good grade
Question: Who has a big boutique? Who works at Grassland? Who would like to sprinkle boutique powder on your Grassland burger?
Answer: Tintin and Hannah the Banana from Montana who visited Louisiana and met Suzanna from Alabama whose favorite greek letter is gamma. 3.1415926535897932384626
Question: I have bueaty ever so fine, to glimmer and shine. I corrupts men's hearts, to bend their will so they will never depart. My body is ever so pure, that all men fear what i can do. Yet as time passes by i am locked away behind a door, my prison, my vault. What am i?
Answer: Gold, or for a vague answer money
Question: It has no hinges. It has no door. It has no key. Yet, there is a yellow treasure inside.
Answer: An egg.
Question: what are thing you can always count on?
Answer: all things you can see
Question: THERE IS AN ELECTRIC TRAIN COMING 100 KM/H TO THE WEST AND A HEAVY GAIL IS BLOWING 100 KM/H TO THE EAST.
YOUR QUESTION:
WHICH WAY IS THE SMOKE GOING?
YOUR QUESTION:
WHICH WAY IS THE SMOKE GOING?
Answer: THERE IS NO SMOKE BECAUSE IT IS AN ELECTRIC TRAIN.
Question: A man is taking a hike in Alaska. He is walking along the ice, when suddenly, he slips and falls. Upon getting to his feat, he realizes that there was something stuck in the ice below where he fell. He wiped off the snow, and dug them out with his ice picks. He quickly discovered that the objects were two frozen human beings. As soon as he inspected the bodies, he knew right away that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?
Answer: They had no belly-buttons! According to the bible, Adam and Eve were not born, therefor they would not need an ombilical cord, therefor they woould have no belly-button!
