Question: With marble walls as white as milk, an inner skin as soft as silk, inside a fountain crystal clear, a golden apple does appear. There are no doors to this stronghold, yet thieves break in and steal the gold. What is it?
Answer: An egg. The marble wall is the outside of it, the fountain crystal clear are the whites, and the apple is the yolk! Obviously, no doors to an egg, but the 'thieves' break into it by breaking it and getting the yolk (stealing the gold)!
Question: In a small town, one of the laws is that a man is not allowed to shave himself. Only a licenced barber can shave a man. There is only one barber in this town. Who shaves the barber?
Question: there is an electric train traveling 50 miles per hour south bound. The wind is blowing 50 miles per hour north. Which way will the smoke blow.
Answer: nowhere, because an electric train dosen't make smoke.
Question: When touched I'm cold and I smear, when smelled I'm toxic, when viewed at I am like them, to some I am a deadly tool to get out of, what am I?
Question: I sit stern on the rock while I'm raising the wind,
But the storm once abated, I'm gentle and kind.
Kings sit at my feet who wait at my nod,
To kneel in the dust on the ground I have trod.
I'm seen by the world and known by but a few.
The Gentile detests me, I'm pork to the Jew.
My weight is three pounds,my length is a mile,
And when once discovered, you'll say with a smile-
That the first and the last are the pride of the isle.
Question: The police arrived at a crime scene, there is a car parked on the side of the road, there is a man inside with 2 gun shot to the heart and one to the head, the windows are up, the doors are lock and the car is still running. There is no bullet holes anywhere on the car and no puddle of blood outside the car. The police found no gun in the car. How is it possible that the man got killed?
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