Question: do guns kill?
Answer: no the person behind the gun did it
Question: Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun but not in rain, doing no harm, feeling no pain. What am I?
Answer: A shadow.
Question: What do we never see with our own eyes yet see it whenever you brush your teeth, we couldn't live without it and will never leave us?
Answer: Your Nose
Question: a man who is a king fisher is found dead in a phone box there is a pool of blood a broken window and his fishing rod how did he die.
Answer: he had just cought a big fish he went to phone his wife (the rod is out side) he said to his wife i cought a fish this big spreading out his arms breaking the window and slitting his rist on his rod
Question: everyrightthing
Answer: right in the middle of everything
Question: a retart walks in the dollar store that has a big sign outside and it says dollarstore! and the retart asks the clerk how much is this the clerk said one dollar and the man asked again for a diffrent item and the man says ONE DOLLAR!!! and the man walks out of the dollar store with nothing. What was the man?
Answer: The man was blind some people have to have common cence and if u dont have it learn it live it love it. lol.
Question: what can you catch but you cant throw??????????
Answer: a cold
Question: Sergi and Sally were sitting in their family room.Sergi was watching T.V. and Sally was reading a book when the power went out.Sergi went to bed.Sally continued to read with no use of light...
how is this possible?
how is this possible?
Answer: is possible bcuzz she's blind n she wuz readin wit her handzz..*
Question: the woman has nine pens but she sayds she has ten. How do we find out the correct answer??
Answer: count the pens
Question: I am tall,sometimes short.I die when it is hot.I am useful.Who am I ????????
Answer: A candle.
