Question: If you got hurt you would like me...
If you some people think i'm to overated and dramitized.....
and some people go to far....
What am I ??
If you some people think i'm to overated and dramitized.....
and some people go to far....
What am I ??
Answer: ATTENTION!!
Question: Right on the target, or hopelessly wrong,
Offering me up where I may not belong,
Given the options or a terrible clue,
When you don't know the answer, what do you do?
Offering me up where I may not belong,
Given the options or a terrible clue,
When you don't know the answer, what do you do?
Answer: You guess!
Question: You live in a one Story house. Everything is painted pink . What color are the stairs?
Answer: You live in a one story house, there are no stairs
Question: You throw away the outside. (Hint:peel)
Cook the inside.
Eat the outside.
throw away the inside.
What vegi am I?
Cook the inside.
Eat the outside.
throw away the inside.
What vegi am I?
Answer: Corn
Question: There was a murder on one sunday morning.
There are three suspects.
The 1st suspect says "It couldnt have been me because I was out shopping."
The 2nd suspect says "It couldnt have been me because I was out getting the mail."
The 3rd suspect says " It couldnt have been me because I was working on the yard."
Which Suspect was it!
There are three suspects.
The 1st suspect says "It couldnt have been me because I was out shopping."
The 2nd suspect says "It couldnt have been me because I was out getting the mail."
The 3rd suspect says " It couldnt have been me because I was working on the yard."
Which Suspect was it!
Answer: The 2nd suspect because the mail doesnt come on Sunday!
Question: A guy has 5,000 in his bank on monday.
On tuesday, they guy had 4,000 dollars in his bank, but he didn't spend or take out any money.
By sunday, his morgage strangly went up and he had no money left in his bank. and he kept on gettinghis morgage up every sunday. On the saturday before that sunday, he threw out a working computer because he got a new one. The only way to make his morgage go up and his mney go down is through the computer. The guy goes to visit his friend every day and doesn't come home until 5:00. By the next week his morgage went up higher. he was getting suspicious and narrowed down three victims.
The mailman
His arch enemy that killed his wife.
And his computer hacking friend that lived in another state.
What happened and how? Who did it?
On tuesday, they guy had 4,000 dollars in his bank, but he didn't spend or take out any money.
By sunday, his morgage strangly went up and he had no money left in his bank. and he kept on gettinghis morgage up every sunday. On the saturday before that sunday, he threw out a working computer because he got a new one. The only way to make his morgage go up and his mney go down is through the computer. The guy goes to visit his friend every day and doesn't come home until 5:00. By the next week his morgage went up higher. he was getting suspicious and narrowed down three victims.
The mailman
His arch enemy that killed his wife.
And his computer hacking friend that lived in another state.
What happened and how? Who did it?
Answer: The mailman did it. There is no mail on sunday and the mailman fruaded the guys info. every sunday the mailman would come at 4:00 and mess with his money and morgage. After pluging the computer into his truck and turning it on.
Question: A man goes down to the first floor every day to go to work. when he gets back from work he goes to the tenth floor and walks the rest of the way up. Why does he do this?
Hint: on rainy days he can ride the elevator up all the way to the twentieth floor.
Hint: on rainy days he can ride the elevator up all the way to the twentieth floor.
Answer: he is a midget.
on rainy days he carries his umbrella so he can touch the twentieth floor button.
on rainy days he carries his umbrella so he can touch the twentieth floor button.
Question: Coming in on little cat paws, once it reaches its goal, quickly back it draws. At night it reaches farther, and during the day its more subdued, whatever the weather, what ever its mood. What is it?
Answer: The waves on a beach!
Question: Two men were in a desert, one injured, and one not. The injured one had something in his backpack, and the other one did not. What happened?
Answer: The two men jumped off a plane and one was not able to pull his parachute out and fell right straight into the ground while other was able to.
Question: Crystal:What's wrong?
Lace:My tescher yelled at me for something I didn't do!!!! =(
Crystal:What?
Lace:My tescher yelled at me for something I didn't do!!!! =(
Crystal:What?
Answer: Lace:My Homework........=/
