Question: What has roots no one ever sees, it's taller than the trees, up, up it goes, but yet it never grows?
Answer: A Mountain
Question: You are kidknapped and they take you to this house with no electricity and they take you through all these doors as thec following: pink,blue,gold,silver,glass,brass,and yellow but you come to the last 2 doors{side by side}. Now you get to choose how to die. First you can take this sleeping pil to die peacefully. Second you can die by the electric chair and have a horible death. Which one do you choose???Why?
Answer: The electric chair because there is no elctricty in the house
Question: what did the date tree say to the honey tree???
Answer: the date tree said'what about a date today,honey???'
Question: I run distances, often making many turns, yet i never move one foot. What am I ?
Answer: A fence.
Question: It can't be seen it can't be felt it can't be heard it can't be smelt it hides behind stars and under hills and empty holes it fills
It comes first and follows after ends life kills laughter
Answer: Darkness
Question: What material makes you smart but can kill you ???
Answer: A tie. this is because you can strangle yourself with one.
Question: If the day before yesterday susie was nine, yesterday she was ten, and next year she will be twelve, when is susie's birthday and what is today?
Answer: susie's birthday is December 31st, and today is January 1st.
Question: What is black and white but should not be,
has a mouth but does not speak,
interacts with many things yet nothing you can see?
Answer: A mime!
Question: What is it the more you take away the larger it becomes?
Answer: Hole
Question: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Answer: yesterday,today and tommorrow