Question: on my way to st.ives i met a man with 7 wives each wive had 7 cats each cat had 7 kittens. kittens cats and wives how many were going to st. ives
Answer: 0.only the man was going because he met them on the way
Question: I am here today, maybe tomorrow, I was here yesteray, I could be here next week, I have always been here, hopefully I won't be destroyed or everyone will suffer a horrid death. I hold many secrets I hold many ancient things, I know all, but you can not ask me for I will not answer.
Answer: The earth
Question: You have only a 5 gallon jug and a 3 gallon jug. You have to know you have four gallons exactly. You have unlimited water. Both jugs are full. How do you get to four gallons exactly held in one jug?
Answer: There are a few answers but this is only one!:

First you dump out the 3 gallon jug. Second you dump some of the 5 gallon jug's water into the 3 gallon jug so the 3 gallon jug is completly full. Dump out the 3 gallons. Now you have 2 gallons of water held in the 5 gallon jug. Pour the 2 gallons into the 3 gallon jug. Fill up the 5 gallon jug and pour some of the water of the 5 gallons into the 3 gallon container. Now dump out the 3 gallon jug. You now have 4 gallons held in the 5 gallon jug!
Question: i make you learn,but i'm not a teacher.and its hands on.
Answer: a book
Question: As I was going to Saint Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Each wife had seven cats
Each cat had seven kittens
Kits cats wives and that ,
How many were going to Saint Ives ???
Answer: One because I met him on the way HE was facing the other way.
Question: I am one of the slowest creatures on earth but if a crocodile attacks it may not kill me be cause of my protective amour.what am I.
Answer: A turtle
Question: what can you feel but you can not see!
Answer: AIR duhhhh!
Question: There is a man who had a normal life and was sick of it. One day he was siting around at his house and he yelled out 'WHY! CANT I BE FAMOUS!' and POOF! there's the devil! He says 'i can make you the most famous man in the world and all you have to do is sell me your soul'. Ofcourse the man agreed and the Devil made him famous. Well a few days later the man is sick of his new life and wants his old life back. So he yells for the devil and the devil poofs in again. 'What do you want!?' and the man says, 'I want my old life back!!' so the devil said. 'Fine!, if you can tell me the one thing i cant do i'll give back your soul and your old life, but! i have to tell you, i can be anywhere do anything and be anything i want. so the man thinks and then leans in and wispers in the devils ear and with a heavy sigh the devil snaps his fingers and the man has his old life back.

What did he say the devil cant do?
Answer: Nothing
Question: You ride a donkey across a bridge, on Wednesday. 24 hours later you ride the same donkey back across the same bridge, on Wednesday. HOw can that be?
Answer: The donkeys name is Wednesday
Question: You Have 2 coins that add up to 30 cents, One Of them is not a nickel, what coins do you have?
Answer: A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them is not a nickel. A quarter is not a nickel.