Question: In the dead of winter you're in a house with only one match. There's a gas lamp, a fireplace, and a wood stove. Which would you light first?
Answer: The match.
Question: How does one wear a hand bag?
Answer: One can't wear a hand bag or any bag but one can only carry it.
Question: why didn't the skeleton cross the street?
Answer: he didn't have the guts.
Question: a chicken ran across the road and got steped on how is this i thhought he would of got hit
Answer: he lived in texas
Question: A mother has 5 children. Half of them are sons.
Is this possible?
Is this possible?
Answer: Yes.
Did i ever say the other half wasn't boys?
Did i ever say the other half wasn't boys?
Question: What starts with a T, has T in it, and ends witha T?
Answer: Tea Pot
Question: There are 20 sick sheep 2 fo them died.how many are there left?
Answer: 18.....if you tell this to someone,when you say 20sick sheep ,it sounds like your saying 26 sheep.say it out loud so you can hear yourself.
Question: There may be a houseful or a holeful,but you cannot catch a bowful. what am i??
Answer: smoke
Question: how do u reach a celieing that is 30 feet high? you cannot use any equipment, just you and the celieing and the room that you are in. the room is too big to scale the walls and there are no dibits in the wall to climb and the floor is not a trampline... how is this possible?
Answer: it is not. you must fly to the celieing with your powers but we all know people cant fly..... but ninjas CAN!!!! hoooo haaaa
Question: a lady pushes her car around
a conour, stopes in frount
a house, and notices she is
bankruped.What is it?
a conour, stopes in frount
a house, and notices she is
bankruped.What is it?
Answer: Minoply
