Question: what can a blind man see, a deaf woman hear, a mute (dumb) child say and if we eat it we will die?
Answer: nothing
Question: what is the thing that eats everything and drink nothing?
Answer: the fire
Question: I have 2 heads but 1 face
what am I?
Answer: Man
Question: can you fit 10 donkeys on a truck
Answer: no they are too fat
Question: When it is cold i make it colder
I love winter
Nothing you can touch
related to winD
i can make it really Chilly
do you Have a clue
I'm related to wind
you don't Like it when i'm around
Loose the t-shirts and shorts
Answer: Windchill
Question: what is the color of the vest sleeves
Answer: nothing. vests dont have sleeves
Question: Forward Im Heavy Backward Im Not. what am I?
Answer: TON
Question: There is 2 American coins in Jim's hand but one is not a nickel. So how do you explain this?
Answer: theres a quarter and a nickel but the quarter is not a nickel!
Question: Whats the diference betwen the School and Jail?
Answer: The phone number and the adress
Question: I'm thin but wide. Long and easily ripped. I'm used to draw. I lay around until i'm used. I'm in a book but not only new.
Answer: Paper