Question: A man got drunk on night. Before he stumble to bed, he switched off all the lights. When he waked in the morning, he looked out his window and immediately committed suicide. Why?

Question: Alright, so a man lives in a 30-story apartment, and everyday he wakes up and goes to work. He steps into his apartment elevator, presses the button labeled 1, and goes to lobby, thentakes the city bus to work. When he gets back from work, he walks back to his elevator and pushes the button labeled 10, then goes to floor ten and wlaks up to the 30th story. Why doesn't he just push the 30th story button?

Question: A person born on an even numbered year turned one in 2004. How can this be?

Question: Hickory-Dickory-Dock!
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
and down did come.
Hickory-Dickory-Dock!

Question: I COME IN DAY AND REST AT NIGHT MY COLOR IS ORANGE FULL OF LIGHT CAN U ANSWER THIS IT MIGHT BE THAT

Question: A women walks into the restaurant and asks for a glass of water. The man behind the counter says "okay," pulls out a gun and aims it at her. The women is very pleased says "thank you," turns and walks out. Why was the women thankful the man pulled a gun on her?

Question: i shine and i twinkle im good for the wear but beware my mark is green.what am i?

Question: how many holes are there in the world

Question: A man is laying unconcious next to a green rock wearing a suit. Who is he?

Question: What 5 letter word gets shortter when you add two letters to it?