Question: I am hiding under a rock in a glass rectangle.

Question: What do you call something that is slimy, has ten heads and warts?

Question: A Lawyer is in a building. He has a suit case in his hand, and he is running down the hallway. When the Lawyer looks up he sees the lights flicker. He then lowers his head, turns around, and walks away. WHY DID HE TURN AROUND? (hint: think of whats in the suitcase. and why did the lights flicker?)

Question: I am always on top of things, yet I can reach the bottoms of the ocean. I feel good, yet I hurt and sting. You can capture me, but you can't hold me. With too much of me, you can't see and with not enough of me, you can't see!


What am I?

Question: A man and his son were riding in the man's car. The car crashes. The dad dies,and his kid gets sent to the hospitol.The operator comes in and says,"I can't do this operation, he's my son."Who is the operator?

Question: What question can you never truthfully say yes to?

Question: Add the following problem in your head without using a calculater or paper.

Take a 1000 and add 40. Take the answer and add another 1000 to it. Add 30 to the sum. Then add another 1000 and 20. Add another 1000. Last add 10. What is the answer?

Question: What can u do, But cant eat, Wat is Green Or Sometimes BRown or Black??

Question: There's a man that's sleeping. He wakes up because hes thirsty. yurns on the light turns off the light and goes back to bed. When he wakes up, he looks out the window and kills himslef. Why did he kill him self?

Question: I can eat anything.No matter anyone hit me I'm fine. But if I drink water I'll die what am I?