Question: what is an animal, also used for computers, and can be any colour?
Answer: A mouse
Question: I happen at the begining of eternity, at the end of time, three times a week, and once in a thousand years.
Answer: The letter E.
Question: What animal would win at a game of poker?
A Lion, or a cheetah??
A Lion, or a cheetah??
Answer: A Lion. The Cheetah would lose because would cheat because he is a " cheet-ha" (cheater)
Question: Old mother spinnet had one eye. Behind her, thread would always fly. She would prick the hand of those not careful-believe me it's not a lie. What is she?
Answer: A needle
Question: A man live on the 29th floor in his apartment. On sunny days he take the elevater up to the 9th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. But on rainy days he takes the elevator all the way up to the 29th floor. Why?
Answer: Because he is a miget. On sunny days he can only reach up to the 9th fllor button, but on rainy days he uses his unbrella to press the 29th button.
Question: What comes before tomorrow
but after today,
and even when you have it
it's going away?
but after today,
and even when you have it
it's going away?
Answer: Tonight
Question: When you give me your image
I give you back your own image
The whole world can fit inside me
But even a child can bear my weight
What am I
I give you back your own image
The whole world can fit inside me
But even a child can bear my weight
What am I
Answer: Mirror
Question: You are on a sail boat and your in the middle of the ocean... the boat has four boards on the side that are 2 feet wide each... if the water level rises 4 feet, which board will the water reach?
Answer: It will be the same because the boat floats.
Question: One day there was a train with only two passengers,one on each side, the train went pass a cave and ONE of the man's face got dirty. However it was the man with the clean face who washed his face, why?
Answer: The man with the clean face saw the dirty face on the other man and assumed that his face was dirty too, but the man with the dirty face saw the clean face, so he didn't wash it.
Question: If you are a fisherman
what can you see in the MIDDLE of every
OCEAN?
what can you see in the MIDDLE of every
OCEAN?
Answer: The answer is "E", letter E!
