Riddle: A man live on the 29th floor in his apartment. On sunny days he take the elevater up to the 9th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. But on rainy days he takes the elevator all the way up to the 29th floor. Why?
Answer: Because he is a miget. On sunny days he can only reach up to the 9th fllor button, but on rainy days he uses his unbrella to press the 29th button.