Question: A man walks into a grave yard and sees a man hanging there. There a crowd of people gathered around and the man says, "Brothers and sisters I have none but this mans father is my fathers son."
Who is the man who has been hung?

Question: There was a doctor and his son they were driving to there house then all of the sudden they were in a car crash the doctor died but the son stays alive but needs an operation when the son arrives at the hospital the doctor says "I can't operate this boy.....because he is my son". How can this be?

Question: Where do bulls get their messages???

Question: What looks accacly like a monkey but it is't a monkey?

Question: A man is at a construction site and has two cars and no one is with him and he doesn't have a phone how does he bring both cars home with him?

Question: I am the beginng of dogfights, yet loyal to all men. A scratch on my locator from my feline friend is enough to make me chase my own end. What am I?

Question: One day a man just came home in the morning from the bar last night and he turns on all the lights in his house and reads the newspaper. The newspaper rads; "Last night a boat has crashed and killed hundreds of people." This shocked the man and he pulls out a gun and shoots himself.

Why does the man shoot himself?

Question: How many letters are in the alphabet?

Question: This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long.
What is it?

Question: Betty Boop likes Apples, but not oranges. She like Greece, but not France. She loves blood, but not guts. Pools, but not water; Grass, but not dirt; Trees, but not leaves; and Steel, but not dirt.

What does Betty Boop Like?