Question: What's the difference between a buffalo?
Answer: An orange, because bicycles don't have sleeves...
Question: What is green when you see it, red when you eat it, and black when you spit it out?
Answer: A watermelon.
Question: A man went out to get a drink and he died soona fter because his watch stopped. Why?
Answer: The man is Dracula. He was getting his nightly drink of blood. However, his watch stopped and what he thought was night was actually a solar eclipse. He is caught in the sunlight and dies.
Question: Try to answer. What is greater that God? Worst that the devil. What the poor have. What the rich need.
Answer: Nothing
Question: there was a busdriver and a doctor and they both was in love with a very atracted girl named sarah but one day the busdriver had to go on a week long trip before he left he gave sarah 7 apples and why did he give her seven apples?
Answer: and apple a day will keep the doctor away
Question: how do you treat a shark
Answer: zelda ?
Question: one day a king and the royal tresurer took inventory of the kings wealth but then they came to one room with three boxes which contained silver, gold, and rubies,but box one was labled gold box 2 was labled silver and box 3 was labled neither gold or silver the tresurer told the king that all the lables had been switched around, how many boxes does the king have to open to find which is gold?
Answer: none
the box labled neither silver or gold has to be rubies. the box labled gold has to be silver and the box labled silver is gold
the box labled neither silver or gold has to be rubies. the box labled gold has to be silver and the box labled silver is gold
Question: There was a woman and a man. The two were married and had a small child. Each day to make money to support the man and the child, she would go to the kings castel and do a job for him. Her job was to become a rose everyday in his garden of 200 roses. She would come to the job at 9 in the morning then get home at 9 at night. The man grew tired of this and went to the king and demanded that his wife be turned back to human and never bothered again. The king agreed on one condition. The man had to pick the right rose that was his wife in the garden. The only problem was, was that all the roses looked exactly the same. The man checked all roses thorally and finally he picked one. He had chosen correctly. How did he know that that was his wife?
Answer: She had gotten there at 9 oclock in the morning. All the other roses were covered in dew, except for her. She had missed the period of time when dew falls on plants. She was the only one with out dew on her.
Question: A man hangs himself with a rope in a completely empty room. The room is 8 feet high but the man is only 6 feet high. The floor is covered with water. How did the man hang himself?
Answer: He stood on ice
Question: I may fall but may never break... I cause little children to quake... I am part of your week but not your day.. What Am I???
Answer: Nght
