Question: Loudly I flicker, with a crackle and pop. Feed me now quicker, or I will just stop.What am I?
Answer: I am a bonfire
Question: what has a face, no ears, moth, nose, eyes, or hair
Answer: a cube
Question: What Starts with e ends with e and only has one letter in it?
Answer: An envolope
Question: You know that out of your 9 golf balls there is one that is lighter than the others. But, the light ball is to samll a difference for the "hand balance!" You're in luck, the course you're at has a scale, but you can only afford to use it 2 times. How do figure it out?
Answer: STEP 1: Divide it into sets of three. If you put one set on either side, it'll either equal the same, or you'll see which set is lighter. Either way, you narrow it down to three balls.
STEP 2: put two of the balls on the scale. If they're equal, the last ball is deffective, but if not, the scale will tell you which one is lighter.
STEP 2: put two of the balls on the scale. If they're equal, the last ball is deffective, but if not, the scale will tell you which one is lighter.
Question: What goes up the chimney down, and down the chimney up?
Answer: I am hoping someone out there knows the answer!
Question: There is a man. his name is bob. bob is so rich that he has a mansion on a private island. He also has a butler, who is also his nightwatcher. Bob is going on a trip to America. He's going to take one of his plains. Before he got on his plain, his butler went up to him and told him that he had a dream that the plain was going to crash. Bob fired him and went on the plain anyway. Needless to say the plain crashed. But why was the butler fired.
Answer: When do you sleep? at night. rite wel the butler was also the nightwatcher.
Question: what weighs more,
a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
Answer: they both weigh the same
Question: A kid plays outside for no reason. Why?
Answer: I told you; no reason.
Question: wich is better value?????
a copper english coin with A.D. (after christ)
or
a silver englih cion marked B.C. (before chrit)
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a copper english coin with A.D. (after christ)
or
a silver englih cion marked B.C. (before chrit)
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Answer: the copper coin because before christ they didnt no that christ was going 2 be born so therefore it must be fake !!!!!
Question: The first guy makes it but doesn't use it, the second guy buys it but sells it, the third guy uses it but doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin
