Question: i am a word, my meaning means something loud, i am in past tense, i am one sllyable, it is a proven fact that i am the longest one-sllyable word. What am I?
Answer: i am the word Schreeched
Question: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
and empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
and empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
Answer: Darkness
Question: What do you light first:a matchstick, a candle & lamp?
Answer: A matchstick. Because how do you light a candle or a lamp without lighting a matchstick?
Question: You are given 2 fuses that burn for exactly one hour. Measure exactly 45 minutes. The fuses burn unevenly so you can't measure the time by the length of the fuse.
Answer: If you ignite simultaneously both ends of one string and just one end of the other, in half an hour the first one will have burned completely up, and the other will have a half hour left. Light the other end of that one, and it will take just 15 more minutes to finish up. Abracadabra!
Question: why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
Answer: Because she wanted to know how long she slept!!
Question: a boy was born in 1955 and today is his 18th birthday. How is it possible?
Answer: 1955 is the room number he was born in.
Question: 5 people were in a helicopter. Bill Phil Smith Paul and Joshua. When Joshua put on his paratute he jumped out.Paul follwed but he didnt use a paratute. Bill went to look for joshua the next day but they couldnt find him. Phil and Smith thought he died. So Bill Phil and Smith looked around for him but then they couldnt find paul either. But when they went back to the helicopter to look around for them they found paul holding joshaus leg and wrapping it up. The only clue they had of what heppened was a broken helicopter engine. What happened to joshua?
Answer: The helicopter was never in the air and when joshua jumped out he fell and broke his leg because the paratute never opened and since paul didnt have a paratue he wasnt relying on it to open so he knew how to land.
Question: what does a poor person have,and a rich person needs
Answer: nothing
Question: I have no soul, but I need air. I can grow just like a human but I am very active. What am I?
Answer: Fire
Question: What is shrouded in dark but still light?
Answer: A man with a candel.
