Question: i make you cry but I am not human, i am alive until you start chew'en
Answer: an onion
Question: You are being chased by a bear and theres a tree and a church the tree could keep you away from the bear for a little time and the church you could lock you in so that the bear wouldn't be able to get in. What would you rather go in, the church or a tree?
Answer: I would go on the tree,you wouldn't go in a church with a bear(bare) behind would you
Question: there was a shed in the middle of no where the door was locked from the outside there was a man who was in the shed he was hung by a rope to the roof,underneath him was the floor but it was wet the door was locked from the outside how could this be?
Answer: because the floor was wet he had put a big ice-cube under him and he had hung himself and had also locked him self in.
Question: THERE IS A ROOM . IN THAT ROOM ALL THE THINGS ARE MADE OF WOOD. THERE IS A WALL IN THAT WALL THERE IS A WINDOW. ON THAT WINDOW A HEN IS SITTING. AND SHE WANTS TO LAY A EGG.
HOW SHE WILL LAY A EGG??
HOW SHE WILL LAY A EGG??
Answer: HEN CANNOT LAY A EGG THERE BECAUSE THE HEN IS MADE UP OF WOOD...
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Question: Ok, this is an easy one, so you better get this right!
3 women go to a hotel and buy 1 room, the clerk says that it will be 30$ so each woman pays 10 bucks, the clerk then relises them that it was actulay 25 dollars and so is wondering how to split $5 in 3 ways, so he justs keeps 2 dollars a tip and gives each woman a dollar back. Now to do some math.
Women pay $30 each, the clerk keeps 2 dollars tip and they all get 1 dollar change.
10+10+10-3+2= 29 dollars paid! what happened to the missing dollar?
3 women go to a hotel and buy 1 room, the clerk says that it will be 30$ so each woman pays 10 bucks, the clerk then relises them that it was actulay 25 dollars and so is wondering how to split $5 in 3 ways, so he justs keeps 2 dollars a tip and gives each woman a dollar back. Now to do some math.
Women pay $30 each, the clerk keeps 2 dollars tip and they all get 1 dollar change.
10+10+10-3+2= 29 dollars paid! what happened to the missing dollar?
Answer: I added wheni should have subtracted, the real math is:
30-2-3=25 dollars the charge of the room
30-2-3=25 dollars the charge of the room
Question: there was a monster under your bed you looked under and saw nothing. there was a monster in your closet you looked in and saw nothing. there was a monster in your toy chest you looked in there and saw nothing. what was the monsters name?
Answer: nothing
Question: Peter killed someone, he is a murderer. peter was guilty & David was innosent. They went to court. After a while, they came out. The lawyers found out Peter was the murderer but they arrest david, why?
Answer: there twins
Question: What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
Answer: one has claws at the end of its paws the other has a clause at the end of its pause
Answer: Water or a Reflection.
Question: are you out there mr.fantastic? are you out there mr,clean? are you out there mr. rogers? are you out there mr. bean?'
Answer: Do not know.
