Question: A boy was found dead in a field with nothing around him but an unopened package how did he die?
Answer: the package was his parachute it didn't open while he was in the air so he fell and died.

this story is completely fictional i did not make it from watching or experiancing that horrible accident.
Question: How could all of your cousins have an aunt that isn't your aunt too?
Answer: Their aunt is your mother.
Question: One day,a police ran after the theif while they walk pass the postand,the police caught up with the theif and search his body but cant find any money in his body.Why is that so??
Answer: Because the theif had already prepared an envolope and had slipped in the money in the envelope when he ran passed the poststand,he had put it in the postand to mail the money to his house so he was proven innocent
Question: R: I am seen at night,
But not at day,
I have a long tail,
My life is short,
But bright as a flashlight in the dark,
What am I?
Answer: shooting star
Question: A man lives in a box house with a window at each wall, he looks out of every window and his compass always points south. Who's his wife ?
Answer: HO HO HO
Mrs Santa Claus
Question: why did six run away from seven.
Answer: because seven eight(ate) nine
Question: There is one thing that can be...Bad,good,and perfect.But it can't be 2 things.What am I?
Answer: FOOD
Question: ʲôˮ²»Äܺȣ¿
Answer: Å£³µË®(A city of Singapore)
Question: what is a girls book thet a boy can never read
Answer: diary
Question: what is brown and shaped like a bucket.
Answer: a red bucket in disguise