Question: What is open when it is closed and closed when it is open?
Answer: A drawbridge!
Question: aliens capture you and go to get supplies to kill you. there are guards at every door in the saucer. how do you escape without being seen?
Answer: who says ur in a saucer?
Question: There was a boat and there was 2 dads and 1 son,actually there was 2 sons wheres the other son?
Answer: the 1st dad is the dads dad so he's a dad and his son is a son and a dad to the other son.
Question: If one Night You Went To Bed Alive and Woke Up Dead How Do You Get Out Of Bed ?
Answer: You Cant Becoz Your Dead Awww :(
Question: If a man carried my burden,
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
But leave silver in my track.
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
But leave silver in my track.
Answer: A snail
Question: You use this in the kitchen,but you can use it like a band aid?
Answer: a s-patchula
Question: What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world,
but will break if you place it in the ocean?
but will break if you place it in the ocean?
Answer: a tissue
Question: If you are allergic to pineapples, are you allergic to pineneedles? Are you allergic to pines, and are you allergic to apples?
Answer: NOPE. JUST pineapples.
Question: a guy is in his car and he gets sniped with a sniper. but there is no bullets in his windshield or windows. How is this possible?
Answer: he was in a convertible!
Question: if u toss a ball and it does not hit anything how does it come back????
Answer: u toss it up.
