Question: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor hve it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?
Answer: Nothing
Question: What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
Answer: the ocean
Question: I am be ANY size, shape, and i can have the same VOLUME, PERIMETER, AND AREA of ANYTHING. I can bend and flex and fit through anything. I can fly. And i can fall. i can be hot and cold. You can't hurt me. But i can kill you in a matter of minutes. I can weigh a gram, and i can weigh 500 tons. If i am big enough i can smush anything. I can be 2 inches tall. And 500 feet tall.
Who am I?
Who am I?
Answer: I am simply.........WATER!
Question: what being has four legs in the morning , two at midday, three at evening.
Answer: humans.
when they are baby, they crawl on all four,
when they are on there prime they walk on two legs,when they finish there prime they lean on a stick.
when they are baby, they crawl on all four,
when they are on there prime they walk on two legs,when they finish there prime they lean on a stick.
Question: you throw away the outside
you cook the inside
then you eat the inside
and you throw away the outside
you cook the inside
then you eat the inside
and you throw away the outside
Answer: i dunno
Question: A rooster was standing on a pointed roof,
If the rooster layed an egg
Which side of the roof will it fall?
If the rooster layed an egg
Which side of the roof will it fall?
Answer: ROOSTERS DON'T LAY EGGS!!
Question: WHAT IS ROUND LIKE A APPLE DEEP LIKE A CUP YET ALL OF THE KINGS HORSES CANT PULL IT UP?
Answer: A WELL
Question: THE MAKER SELLS IT
THE BUYER DOES NOT USE IT
THE MAKER DOES NOT SEE IT
WHAT IS IT?
THE BUYER DOES NOT USE IT
THE MAKER DOES NOT SEE IT
WHAT IS IT?
Answer: A CASKET
Question: THere is 500 miles in the race.Each lap is 2 and a half mile.How many laps would it take to go 500 miles?
Answer: 200
Question: What horse moves but is not alive...
Answer: A rocking horse
