Question: On the Earth I am dead,
Though I live on the moon.
I am in no crater,
And I'm in every boom.
Though I live on the moon.
I am in no crater,
And I'm in every boom.
Answer: The letter O.
Question: There was a man in a car who was shot with a bullet. There was NO sign of a break in, The windows were up and the doors were locked. How did he die?
Answer: His car was a convertable
Question: the buyer doesnt use it
the maker doesnt use it
the user doesnt puchase it
its a ..............................
the maker doesnt use it
the user doesnt puchase it
its a ..............................
Answer: cemetary
gravy
box where u get burried in
its on the tip of my tongue ........
box etc
ah well
tough fukin bickies
gravy
box where u get burried in
its on the tip of my tongue ........
box etc
ah well
tough fukin bickies
Question: this riddle will scramble you
A roosters egg is on the top of a barn house, right on the point. wind is blowing 60 mph in EVERY direction, in what direction does the egg fall? and believe me, you're scrambled...
A roosters egg is on the top of a barn house, right on the point. wind is blowing 60 mph in EVERY direction, in what direction does the egg fall? and believe me, you're scrambled...
Answer: ROOSTERS DONT LAY EGGS, feel silly now?
Question: Farmer Brown had 170 sheep all but 40 died. How many sheep does he have left?
Answer: 40, if you picked 130, u said how many *died*.
Question: A electric train was heading north. He went through a tunnel. the wind was very strong! Which way did the steam blow?
Answer: There was no steam it was an electric train!
Question: There are a bag of 50 lbs. of rocks and a bag of 50 lbs. of feathers. They are both thrown over the edge of a 50 ft. building. Which bag will hit the ground first?
Answer: They both hit the ground at the same time. They both weigh 50 lbs. Thr rocks will not hit the ground first.
Question: A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30
miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?
Answer: The horse operates a mill and travels in a circular clockwise direction. The two outside legs will travel a greater distance than the two inside legs
Question: There are 2 people. One is 60 and the other is 40. Why does the 60 year old call the 40 year old "Father?"
Answer: Because the 40 year old is the Abbot.
Question: you use a knife to slice my head and you weep beside me when im dead. what am i?
Answer: onion
