Question: there was a double appartment building with 100 flors. a woman living on the 100th floor was good friends with a man also living on the 100th floor Mr.Barker. the woman noticed that Mr.Barker hadn't come out of his room for about a week so the woman called the police to see why. when the police came to Mr.Barker's room he wouldnt awnser the door, so the police had no choice but to knock the door down. when they did, in the room was nothing but a broken pencil on the floor, a dead man sitting in a chair with a bullet in his forehead, and a locked door. the man in the chair was Mr.Barker.How did Mr Baker get shot if the Door was locked from the inside and noone was in the room. *HINT*think about the pencil.
Answer: Mr.Barker was shot by someone in the nextdoor building.The pencil was holding the window open and the person shot the pencil, which broke and shut the window, and the bullet flew sraight into mr.Barker's head illing him.
Question: A guy is hanging in a house. There is nothing in the room no windows, doors, no nothing. Under his feet is a puddle of water. How did he die.
Answer: He stood on a block of ice and when it melted he was hung.
Question: What has a tounge, can't speak but can walk?
Answer: A shoe
Question: There are 3 houses, a white one, a red one and a blue one. If the red one is to the right of the white one, and the blue one is to the right of the white one, where is the White House?
Answer: In Washington D.C.!
Question: I am hated by people. People are scared of me. I am hated by worms and I always have a worm following me. But the worm is never eaten by birds and other predators. I sometimes live in a house but I am seldom seen. I am alive. I can breathe. And I can eat
What am I?
What am I?
Answer: a mouse
Question: A kid whent to class and the teacher told him to rte a report so he whent hoem and rote his report. the next day the techer asked him what his report was about and he said a puple flower and she started hiting whith a book and sent him to the offeic.when there the pricible said son why you here your 1 of my best kids.
well i rote a report and told my thecher what it was aobut and see started to hit my over the head whitha book and now i am here whith u.
so what was u rpeort about.
a purple flower.so she started hiting him off the head whith a realer and sent him home on his way home he met a bottle dealer and the bottle dealer said.kid what u doing at of school it is only 2:00 o'clock
ON NO NO WAY IN HISTERY I AM TELING U.
i am a old bottle dealer what can i do to u?
ow fine i hade to rite a report so i did and told my techer what it was about and she starting to hit me over the head whith a book and sentmeto the office and told thepricible what it was about and she started hiting me over the head whith a ruler and sent me home now i am here whith u.
so what was u report about.
a purple flower so he startedthrowin bottles at him he ran and ran and ran and tel hemet up whtih a cop and the cop said.
kid why u ata school?
OK IT IS INPOSIBLE TO TEL U I REFUSE TO!!!
i am sposed to help you
ow fine well i hade to rite a report about some thign so i rote iton apurple flower after i tol
before he finsishd he started hiting over the head whith his nigh stick and he ran and ran and ran he ran in his house and slamed the door and his mom siad son what u doing home so early
no way in hister can i tel u if i did i would have to run away
i am ur mother i am sposed to help u.
fine but u the last person itel
well first i rote a report and told my tehcer and she hit me whith a book and"sigh"sent me to the pricibles offeic and started hiting my whith a ruler then sent me home then i met a bottle deler who i told him it and he trow bottles at me intel i met a cop then i told him and he hit me whith his night sticjk so i ran here and now i am here whith u.
so what was it about
a purple flower
so she slaped him he ran acros the stret andgot hit by a car
what is the morel of the story
well i rote a report and told my thecher what it was aobut and see started to hit my over the head whitha book and now i am here whith u.
so what was u rpeort about.
a purple flower.so she started hiting him off the head whith a realer and sent him home on his way home he met a bottle dealer and the bottle dealer said.kid what u doing at of school it is only 2:00 o'clock
ON NO NO WAY IN HISTERY I AM TELING U.
i am a old bottle dealer what can i do to u?
ow fine i hade to rite a report so i did and told my techer what it was about and she starting to hit me over the head whith a book and sentmeto the office and told thepricible what it was about and she started hiting me over the head whith a ruler and sent me home now i am here whith u.
so what was u report about.
a purple flower so he startedthrowin bottles at him he ran and ran and ran and tel hemet up whtih a cop and the cop said.
kid why u ata school?
OK IT IS INPOSIBLE TO TEL U I REFUSE TO!!!
i am sposed to help you
ow fine well i hade to rite a report about some thign so i rote iton apurple flower after i tol
before he finsishd he started hiting over the head whith his nigh stick and he ran and ran and ran he ran in his house and slamed the door and his mom siad son what u doing home so early
no way in hister can i tel u if i did i would have to run away
i am ur mother i am sposed to help u.
fine but u the last person itel
well first i rote a report and told my tehcer and she hit me whith a book and"sigh"sent me to the pricibles offeic and started hiting my whith a ruler then sent me home then i met a bottle deler who i told him it and he trow bottles at me intel i met a cop then i told him and he hit me whith his night sticjk so i ran here and now i am here whith u.
so what was it about
a purple flower
so she slaped him he ran acros the stret andgot hit by a car
what is the morel of the story
Answer: look both ways be fore crossing the street
Question: there are a farmer wants to cross river with on both
and he has fox,cheep and the grass
so what will make them cross the river one by one
and he has fox,cheep and the grass
so what will make them cross the river one by one
Answer: first he crosses iy whith the cheep than he gets back than he takes the fox to the other side than he takes the cheep to the first side he puts it tahn he takes the grass to the side of the wolf thna he gets back to take the cheep
Question: there was an one story house and everything in it was blue the lamps were blue carpet was blue everything was blue.what color were the interior stairs?
Answer: there were no interior stairs it was a one story house
Question: There is somewhere far away, a room. In this room there are two robots, seemingly identical in appearance. There is absolutely no way to tell them apart. The only difference is that one robot will always tell you the truth and the other will always tell the opposite of the truth. You are sent to this room. The room is completely empty except fr the two robots and two doors at either side of the room. One room will lead you to paradise and the other to death. You are allowed to ask either robot one, only one, question. What can you ask that will lead you to paradise regardless of the robot you ask.
Answer: What would the other robot tell me is paradise? The one who tells the truth would say a lie because the other rogbot would lie to you and the dishonest robot would tell you the way to death because he lies about what the truthful robot would tell you. Either way, go through the door they don't tell you to go through.
Question: Aurther and his father were in a horrible car accsedent Aurthers father dyed imedietly Aurther was rushed to the hosspital the docter said i can't opperate on him this is my son.who was it?
Answer: the docter was his mother
