Question: I can be red, or green, or yellow.
I'll help you stay a healthy fellow.
Inside I am white, I do not emit light.
But if you look just right I hold a star.
Answer: An Apple
Question: You buy 4 liters of soda for a party, you drink 1 cup but at the end of the party all 4 liters are gone, how is this so?
Answer: There are more than one person at a PARTY.
Question: Ok, so there was this short short man...and he lived in a building with 30 floors and he lived way way up at the top of it! Everyday sunny day he would walk up the stairs to his apartment but would talk the elevator down, but on rainy days he would talk the elevator up. Why does he do that?
Answer: Because since he is short, on sunny days he can't reach the 30 in the elevator but can reach the one to the first floor, but in rainy days he has an unbrella so he can poke the number and get up to his apartment instead of walking!
Question: One thin, one bold,
one sick, one cold.
The earth we span,
to prey upon man.
Answer: The Four Horsemen of Apocalypse
Question: a guy met two masked men were were they from
Answer: heaven
Question: What eats to live , but never drinks?
Answer: Fire
Question: For it dies a hundred feet up in the air and its back on the ground, what is it?
Answer: A Centipede.
Question: A gentle with one leg.
Answer: A mushroom
Question: I have a mouth but cannot speak,
I have a bank but no money,
I have a bed but never sleep,
What am I???
Answer: I am a river!
Question: What is a word that is not a word?
Answer: Anything that is not a word because anything can be said as a word but isn't neccessarily a word."E.G. a desk"