Question: I have a mouth,
I do not talk,
I always run,
I never walk.
What am I?
Answer: A river
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: The answer to this riddle is "No". The question is "Can you guess the riddle?" and "Not what turns polar bears white?", etc. Some other suggested solutions have been: Pressure and water. However, pressure doesn't turn a polar bear white and water doesn't turn pancakes brown.
Question: What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold
Question: which is the longest letter?
Answer: Letter Q
Question: 30 white horses on a red hill they chomp, stomp, then they stand still. What are they
Answer: Teeth
Question: What is green when you see it, red when you eat it, and black when you spit it out?
Answer: A watermelon.
Question: A man walks into a bar and askes the bartender for a drink of water, instead the bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man, so the other guy in return says thank you and he walks out.WHY?
Answer: The man had the Hiccups
Question: Two archeologists un-bury a grave. They know it is ancient. They soon find that there is a male and female body, both in very well condition. Oe of them says to the other, "Oh my god, it's Adam and Eve!". How by just looking at the bodys, he knows it is Adam and Eve?????
Answer: They had no belly buttons!


Adam and Eve were created, not born.
Question: It's round and deep like a cup but all the kings horses cant pull it up
Answer: a well
Question: I'm strait when I'm put ,I'm folded when I'm press?
Answer: staple wire