Question: some fear me,
all know me,
some welcome me,
some hate me,
in the end i am required,
however often undesired,
what am i?
all know me,
some welcome me,
some hate me,
in the end i am required,
however often undesired,
what am i?
Answer: death
Question: Three men were playing Poker. A man finally one collected his winnings then grab the gun and shot himself. WHY?
Answer: The men were trapped and about to die and all they had was cards there wallets and a gun with a single bullet in it. they decided to play one last game of poker to see who gets the quick and painless way out. I know it sorta lame
Question: A box without a hinge or lid, yet golen tresure inside is hid. What am I?
Answer: An Egg!
Question: When I go to the beach.
I am found.When I go in the water I am smoth.
What am I.
I am found.When I go in the water I am smoth.
What am I.
Answer: Sand
Question: A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender points a gun at the man. The man says thank you and walks out of the bar. It was a genuine thank you and the man got what he was looking for, never drinking any water or walking out with some. What happened?
Answer: The man had the huccups.
Question: Of no use to one
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
Answer: A kiss
Question: How can you make "one" disapper?
Answer: Add a "g" to make it "gone" or an "n" to make it "none"!
Question: What do you put in an empty bucket to make it lighter?
Answer: A hole
Question: you have 2 bottles. One is a 3L bottle and the other one is a 5L bottle. Using only these two bottles, make a water that contains 4L.
Answer: First, you pour water inside the 5L bottle until its full. Empty the water into the 3L bottle, and you'll have 2L's of water in the 5L bottle. Then empty the water in the 3L bottle completely. Then pour the 2L of water in the 5L bottle to the 3L bottle. Then add water in 5L again, and pour out the water again into the 3L bottle. It will only fill 1L because there is already 2L of water in the 3L bottle. Then you will have 4L of water inside the 5L bottle.
Question: It has no voice, it has no mouth, yet soundlessly it cries-It strikes down trees and spits tons of ice, yet living it is not.
Answer: a thunderhead (cloud)
