Question: Ok. Imagine You Was Driving A Bus, You Had 10 Passengers You Dropped Off 5 You Picked Up 100 You Dropped Off 15 Then You Picked Up 10....
What Was The Drivers Name?
Answer: You! [Your Name] lol
Question: are in a cabin at winter. You have one match. There's a candle and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
Answer: The match
Question: (This one is harder is you tell somebody orally.)

These are the things behind the green glass doors:
Kittens but no cats; Puppies but no dogs; A roof but no ceiling; A floor but no ground; Walls but no windows; Cartoons but no Anime; Food but no cake.

What do everything behind the green glass doors have in common?
Answer: The words all have double letters.
(You can use any words that are alike, but one has to have double letters. Mommy but no Mom; Books but no magazines; etc.)
Question: what has an arch a roof and no windows?
Answer: A dog kennel
Question: You are in a room. it is cold. u have a match. u see a stove and a candle. Which do u light first?
Answer: The match
Question:

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: It has a spring in it
Question: Which mountain always rests?
Answer: It is Mount.Everest!(Mount.ever-rest)
Question: I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble
If you squeeze me, I'll pop
If you look at me, you'll pop
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!!!! CAN SOME1 PLEASE HELP SOLVE THIS RIDDLE???? Over 97% of Harvard grad students who were givin this riddle were unable to sove it, but over 87% of kindergatren students were able to figure it out. PLease help solve this riddle!!!!!
Question: I will scare your animals, and steal the dark. I come and go making my mark. I am hot to the touch, but men say i am cool. I cannot be harnessed, i am no man's tool. What am I?
Answer: I an a lightning bolt
Question: There was a man walking on the street and did not have feet how can he move if he does not have feet??
Answer: He is flying