Question: it is lighter than itself, it is very polluted, but it looks clean. you can put your whole body in it, and can change up the temperature. it can kill you, but it helps you survive.
Answer: air
Question: as i was going to St Ives
i met a man with seven wives
each wife had seven baskets
each basket has seven cats
each cat had seven kittens.
kittens, cats, baskets and wives,
how many were going to ST Ives.
Answer: one
Question: No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Answer: silence/ or a secret
Question: You have a bottle of random shape and you want to fill HALF of it with water. You have available only a pump with unlimited water. Nothing else. How will you fill it?
Answer: Partially fill the bottle and mark the water level. Invert the bottle and note the water level relative to the mark. Add/subtract water as necessary and repeat the steps until the water level is the same upright and inverted.
Question: there were 4 men on a boat. the boat sank and not a singel man got wet, what happened?
Answer: all the men were married!
Question: I can crunch in your mouth I can also melt in your mouth at the same time wat am I??????
Answer: Crunch Bar
Question: What gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: A towel
Question: Why is the crow black?
Answer: Because it roams around in the sun!
Question: A baby falls out of a 23 story building and lives. How is this possible?
Answer: He was on the first floor.
Question: Who is more powerful then God?
Who is more evil then the devil?
The rich need it.
The poor have it.
And if you eat it you'll die.
Answer: Nothing.