Question: Knock Know.Who's there? Kowse.kowse who?
Answer: Kowse moo
Question: A man is found hanged from a pole the has a horizontal bit at the top. The pole cannot be climbed no matter what. The police come and investigate. All they find is some water on the floor with the weather hot with the Sun and a rope still hanging at the top on the horizontal bit on the pole with man on it very high up. All they know is that the man had no enimies and no friends. He also had no relatives or a job. How did he die?
Answer: The man commited sucide since he has no one. The way he died was a large ice cube which were shaped like steps. He used it to get to the horizontal bit on the pole and then put a rope around his neck and a rope around the horizontal bit. the hot sun melted the ice and that what caused the water on the floor.
Question: You don't want me, although I keep coming back. You make me, but then get rid of me like that.
What am I?
What am I?
Answer: Garbage
Question: What goes in the water red, and comes out black?
Answer: Iron.
Question: A man lives on the 45th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he takes the elevator to and from his apartment, but on sunny days, he will take the elevator from his apartment to the lobby but walks up the 45 flights of stairs when he returns home. Why doesn't he just take the elevator all the time?
Answer: He's a midget. On rainy days, he can hit the 45th button with his umbrella and of course he can always hit the lobby button because its so low down, but on sunny days, he doesn't have any way of hitting the 45th button so he just takes the stairs.
Question: what runs day and night and never stops.
Answer: a river
Question: What walks all day on its head?
Answer: A nail in a horseshoe
Question: can u name three consective days with out using Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Answer: Today Tomorrow Yesterday
Question: With my nose to the grund and an eye to the heavens, I'm more than nothing, but never seven. I'm fifteen to twenty as I lie, and hit twenty-one when I get high. What am I?
Answer: A die.
Question: A cowboy on a horse in the wild west rides into an inn on Friday. Stays three nights and leaves again on Friday. How is this possible?
Answer: The horses name is Friday.
