Question: There are 2 moms and 2 daughters. There are only 3 bikes, how can they get home?
Answer: There are 2 moms and 2 daughters. one is the grandma the other is the mom and the other is the daughter so the mom plays as a mom and as a daughter.
Question: A man is found dead in the middle of the desert. Next to him lies an unopened package. He had food and water to survive the trip. However what was in the package explains his death. What was in the package?
Answer: The man was jumping out of a plane and his parachute didn't deploy.
Question: What do you do when a 200 pound cat is chasing you?
Answer: RUN!
Question: Cigars cannot be entirely smoked.A waiter on a curse collects cigar butts. He can make 1 cigar for every 5 butts he collects.Then he smokes them.He collected 25 cigars today.How many cigars did he smoke today??????????
Answer: 6 (he gets the 6th one after he smokes the first five ones)
Question: Your outside & its freezing.If you don't find warmth youll die. You have 1 match. You see a cabin & go in.There is a electric stove, a candle and a electric blanket. What do you light first?
Answer: The match!!!
Question: how many animals are there in a moses ark
Answer: there no such thing as a moses ark but there is suck thing as noha's ark!!!
Question: There was a semi-truck on a bridge.It weighed exactly 2,000 pounds.The equipment,metal,oil everything.The bridge can only hold 2,000 pounds.1 more milligram would make it collapse.After 1 hour a bird lands on the bridge,and the bridge dosn't collapse.Why is that?
Answer: Because the semi-truck lost gas while riding and it lost enough for the bird to landl.
Question: I am round like a disc, I am rough, but I am flat. If you lose me, it's hard to win me back. What am I?
Answer: I am a poker chip! :-)
Question: What can you catch but you cannot throw?
Answer: a cold!
Question: Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep?
Answer: Because there are less black sheep in the world than white.
