Question: a man had to go up a buliding which had 5 floors and on the 5th floor there is gold n all sorts of riches but there are some problems on the 1st 4 floors. the problems are:on the first floor there is so much sand that he will not be able to go thru.the second floor:there are witches who ll day and night are casting magical spells and no one can go there.on the third floor:it is so hot as if you have enterd the sun so if you go you will die.on the fourth floor:there are mad dogs who will bite you if they see you so now what will you do?

HINT:he is very very hungry.
Answer: he will eat the sand withes and the hot dogs.
Question: A rope breaks a bell rings and a man dies, what happened?
Answer: The bell is attached to a buoy at the beach, the rope breaks and the bouy floats out to sea, the man is blind and uses the bouy to tell where the ocean is, he is atop the cliffs and the bell rings so he thinks it is farther out at sea and he walks right off the edge of the cliff.
Question: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
Answer: I am pencil lead.
Question: A boy and a girl have some candies. If the girl gives one candy to the boy, he will have double the amount of candies that the girl does, but if the boy gives the girl a candy, they will have the same amount. How many candies does the girl have, and how many does the boy have?


Hint: The boy and the girl dont have the same amount.
Answer:

The boy has 7 and the girl has 5.
Question: A City in which we cant Enter
Answer: Electracity
Question: There was a one-storied house. EVERYTHING in it was pink. The lamp was pink. The T.V. was pink. The floor was pink. The table was pink. Even the couch was pink. So what color was the stairs.
Answer: It's a one storied house. There are no stairs.
Question: what doesnt live but is not dead!!???? hahah
Hint-it coooomes from you!
Answer: POo
Question: Something must be wrong with my little digitle clock. This morning I knew the correct time was well before 11 o’clock, yet the time on the dial was as shown below:
12:01
I then looked at it again nearly two hours later and the time display was again incorrect, or so I thought.
12:21
Some time later I felt rather silly, but at the same time relieved that there was nothing wrong with my alarm clock.
What was the explanation?
Answer: I had to put the clock upside down . The time shown of 12:01 was, in fact, 10:21, and the time of 11:21 was 12:11
Question: Marion's husband ,Bill, was a slob who avoided bathing at all cost. on his wif's birthday, Bill decided to surprise her by taking a bath without having to be asked. instead of being pleased, Marion was upset. why?
Answer: after hearing of an impending flood , Marion scrubbed her bathtub and filled it water to be saved for drinking . unaware that the city's water had already been shut off , Bill used the water to take a bath.
Question: there is this man hanging from a ceiling in a room, four wall, no windows no doors,nor anything at that, but just him hanging from a cieling with a puddle of water under him. how did he hang himself?
Answer: he stood on cube of ice and waited till it melted to hang himself from the cieling