Riddle: Marion's husband ,Bill, was a slob who avoided bathing at all cost. on his wif's birthday, Bill decided to surprise her by taking a bath without having to be asked. instead of being pleased, Marion was upset. why?
Answer: after hearing of an impending flood , Marion scrubbed her bathtub and filled it water to be saved for drinking . unaware that the city's water had already been shut off , Bill used the water to take a bath.