Question: Completely round, they are very white.
After a full meal and refreshing bath, they lie down together.
After a full meal and refreshing bath, they lie down together.
Answer: A stack of white ceramic bowls.
Question: what goes aroung the world but always stays in a corner?
Answer: a stamp
Question: There was a man trapped in a room by himself and the door would only unlock if he had someone to help him. a few minutes later he discovered a light switch, turned on the light and was able to open the door. how was this possible?.
Answer: when he turned on the light his shadow appeared with him!
Question: A man and his son are going for a drive, and the car crashes. The father is killed, and the son is rushed to hospital in critical condition. He is just about to be operated on, when the chief surgeon says, "I can't operate on him. He is my son." How is this possible?
Answer: The chief surgeon is his mother.
Question: Black we are, and much admired,
Men seek for us, if they are tired,
We tire the horse, but comfort man,
Tell me this riddle if you can.
Men seek for us, if they are tired,
We tire the horse, but comfort man,
Tell me this riddle if you can.
Answer: Coal
Question: I end the race, I am the beginning of the end. The start of eternity and the end of space. There are two of me in heaven and one in hell. I am in water, fire, sunshine and darkness. I am the beginning of earth and the end of life. WHAT AM I?
Answer: The letter "e".
Question: A man and his wife and a freind went to sail in there ship there ship sunk and his wife died they took the corpse with them on the life boat they had nothing to eat and the freind kept insisting that they eat the wife but the man says no, i wont eat my wife she deserves a proper burial. so the freind caught a pelican and they ate it later on at the bar he orders a pelican sandwich goes home and kills him self why?
Answer: He tasted a real pelican sandwich noticing that he ate his wife
Question: George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
Answer: He was bald
Question: A man dies, and he is taking the road to heaven. He comes upon a fork in the road; one leads to heaven, the other to hell. At the fork are twin brothers. Identical, except one ALWAYS tells the truth, the other ALWAYS lies. The man, who does not know which brother is which, gets to ask ONE brother ONE question. What is the question, and what path does he take?
Answer: Ask the man that lies to tell him which way hell is, and then he takes that path.That won't work because he doesn't which man is the one that lies.
Instead, he should ask "Which way would your brother say is the road to heaven?" and take the other path.
Why it works:
If he had asked the truthful brother the way to heaven, he'd point out the correct way.
If he had asked the untruthful brother the way to heaven, he'd point out the wrong way.
If he asks the truthful brother "Which way would your brother say is the road to heaven", he will tell the truth, pointing the way his brother would, which is the wrong way.
If he asks the untruthful brother "Which way would your brother say is the road to heaven", he will lie, pointing the opposite of the way his brother would, i.e., the opposite of the right way, i.e., the wrong way.
So in either case the brother you ask will point the wrong way, and you know to go the other way.
Instead, he should ask "Which way would your brother say is the road to heaven?" and take the other path.
Why it works:
If he had asked the truthful brother the way to heaven, he'd point out the correct way.
If he had asked the untruthful brother the way to heaven, he'd point out the wrong way.
If he asks the truthful brother "Which way would your brother say is the road to heaven", he will tell the truth, pointing the way his brother would, which is the wrong way.
If he asks the untruthful brother "Which way would your brother say is the road to heaven", he will lie, pointing the opposite of the way his brother would, i.e., the opposite of the right way, i.e., the wrong way.
So in either case the brother you ask will point the wrong way, and you know to go the other way.
Question: there are six eggs in a carton and six friends take one egg each amazingly there is one left why is that?
Answer: the sixth man took the carton with his egg inside it.
