Question: 
I go around in circles
But always straight ahead,
Never complain
No matter where I am led.
I go around in circles
But always straight ahead,
Never complain
No matter where I am led.
Answer: wagon wheel
Question: If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland
Question: what is at the end of everything
Answer: the letter g
Question: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Answer: Suicide.
Question: Im very emotional, make stink breathes, make farting come true. What am I?
Answer: A Onion
Question: if you eat something that you can find outside and you won't die from it. what is it?
Answer: the answer is a snowflake
Question: So there were some letters on the chalk board written down by a teacher, the letters said " OTTFFSSENT". What do you think that standed for?
Answer: It standed for One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine and Ten!
Question: Texas and Oklahoma law says that, "If someone dies in a plane crash, they must be buried where they crashed"
A plane was flying from Austin, Texas to Oklahoma City. The plane crashed right on the border.
Where do they burry the survivors?
A plane was flying from Austin, Texas to Oklahoma City. The plane crashed right on the border.
Where do they burry the survivors?
Answer: Why would you want to burry live people?!?!
Question: If there were 91 copycats in a room and 1 got out how many copycats would there b left in the room?
Answer: 0! they all COPY each other!!!!
Question: what is black when dirty
and white when clean?
and white when clean?
Answer: a blackboard
