Question: what goes up and down at the same time, But doesn'move?
Answer: the stairs
Question: I have 2 apples and I take one away. How many apples do I have now?
Answer: 2...I took my own apple.
Question: Where is a place that your best friend can sit, but you can not?
Answer: Your lap, or next to you.
Question: 
Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
Answer: The same reason seven dollars is more than six. Because there is one more.
Question: What do people make that nobody can ever see?
Answer: Noise
Question: to peases grow a county
Answer: eyes
Question: what goes up and down at the same time but doesn' move?
Answer: the stairs!
Question: When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?
Answer: She's 12.
Question: What comes ONCE in a MINUTE,
TWICE in a MOMENT
but never in one thousand years?
TWICE in a MOMENT
but never in one thousand years?
Answer: M, because minute has one "m" in it and moment has two "m"s
but one thousand years has no 'm's
but one thousand years has no 'm's
Question: 
Why did the robber take a bath?
Why did the robber take a bath?
Answer: He wanted to make a clean get away!
