Question: you are lost in a desert going to a friends house (as odd as it may sound) and you come to a fork in the road you dont know which way to go and you sit and think the days go on and you become tierd and thirsty and even started hillusinating then you look to your right and see an abandond mall with two boys there one allwase lied one allwase ells the truth and you can only ask both one question or one of them two what do you ask?
Answer: there are 3 ways to answer this riddle


1: malls are NEVER abandoned
2: the boys arent there your hillusinateing
3: ask one boy which way is up if he points down ask the other boy which way to go
if he points up ask him
Question: light as a feather yet no man can hold it for long. what is it?
Answer: one's breath
Question: What do you destroy when speak its name?
Answer: silence
Question: Why did the elephant paint his toe nails red?
Answer: so then he could hide in the cherry bush.
Question: You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I
Answer: An onion.
Question: How do you make "one" disappear?
Answer: Add a G to it and it's gone
Question: see if you can translate the following

yyuryyubicuryy4me
Answer: you are too wise you be i see you are to wise for me
Question: I am purple, pink, blue, and yellow what am i
Answer: somthing weird
Question: Formed long ago, yet made today,
Employed while others sleep.
What none would freely give away.
Nor any wish to keep.
Answer: A bed.
Question: There is a boat attached to a dock by a rope. Hanging from the boat is a ladder. The ladder has three bars on it. Each bar is a foot long. There is a foot and a half between each bar. Three bars are visible above the water. When the tide rises 3 feet how many bars will be visible?
Answer: Three, boats float.