Question: Stronger than any beast,
Rougher than any sea.
Steadier than a favorable wind,
and of me none shall be free.
What am I?

Question: a man named pete and a man named repeat where in a boat pete fell out who was left

Question: There was this man who went to a restaurant to eat one night. He ordered some rice, beef, and veggie meals. After he finished, he felt really wierd and wondered,"why does it keep following me?" He walked and walked until he reached his home. "There is this white thing following following me for some reason.." he said. He then walked into his house and went into the bathroom.
The bathroom mirrors were really blurry so he wiped it to see what is following him.
What will he see after he wipes the blurry mirror?

Question: What do you own but everyone uses ???

Question: A man and a boy fell down a building. The Ambulance came but there was only 1 space so the man said to the boy to go because he has a longer life. When he went to hospital the nurse said this is my son.who was the nurse?

Question: My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My clouds come after the rain;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

Question: A place were papa pays and son plays?

Question: If there were no food left, what could people do?

Question: A man walks into a town general store to buy a candy-bar.After he does,he hears cheering outside.He asks the manager what it is and the manager replies.."In this town,we still have town hangings.Would you like to see one,it's going on now."The man,who had nothing better to do,agreed.They walked outside and the manager looked over.He saw pure horror on the man's face and asked,"What's wrong?"The man,staring at the man being hung told him this.."Brothers and Sisters,I have none,but this man's father is my father's son."


Who is the man being hung?

Question: What does man love more than life,
fear more than death ar mortal strife,
What the poor have the rich require and what contented men desire,
what misers spend and spendthrifs save and all men carry to the grave.