Question: I have billions of eyes, noses, and mouths, yet I reside in complete darkness. I have billions of ears, yet I possess only a quartet of lobes. I possess absolutely no musculature, yet I have control a pair of hemisphers with an iron fist. What am I??

Question: there is a purple 1 story.Every thing in it is purple.The frige is purple the window is purple the ceiling is purple what color is the stairs

Question: With ten of us, there are three. But with three there are five. What are we?

Question: During the Middle Ages, A thief was arrested for stealing the King's crown. The King sentenced him to death. But he was kind enough to let him choose his own death.
What did the thief choose?

Question: A man enters an expensive restraunt and orders a meal. When the waiter brings him his meal the man takes out a slip of paper and writes down 102004180, then leaves. The cashier hands the slip of paper to the cashier who understood it immediately. What did the slip of paper say?

Question: How Many seconds are there in a year?

Question: A runner ran a distance and turnned left.He ran the same distance and made another left.He ran the same distance again and made a left.When he came home there were two masked men.Who were the masked men?

Question: a man is sentenced to the death penalty. but he gets to choose from three rooms. a room with the electric chair, a room with tons of angry mobsters with guns, or a room with hungry lions that haven't eaten in three years. which should he choose?

Question: What car is spelled the same way front and backwards

Question: In almost every house I'm seen,
(No wonder then I'm common)
I'm neither man, nor maid, nor child,
Nor yet a married woman.

I'm pennyless and poor as Job,
Yet such my pride by nature,
I always wear a kingly robe,
Though a dependent creature.