Question: It was winter and the girl wanted apples so she went outside to get apples from her apple tree. When she went outside to get apples, the tree was covered with icicles. How did she get to the apples???
Answer: it was winter and apples don't grow on trees in winter!!!!
Question: There are 5 little girls in the park and no one else is there
1 girl left to go eat dinner.
1 girl wen't to sleep.
All the other girls went home.
But still a girl was still at the park.
how is that possible
1 girl left to go eat dinner.
1 girl wen't to sleep.
All the other girls went home.
But still a girl was still at the park.
how is that possible
Answer: one girl is still waiting for her rid.
Question: which came first, a chicken or an egg?
Answer: A chicken because when god made the earth he made the animals, not what they came from.
Question: y does chickens make good music
Answer: cause de chickens always carry their drumsticks along
Question: 
My first is a number, my second another,
And each, I assure you, wil rhyme with the other.
My first you will find is one-fifth of my second,
And trly my whole a long period reckoned.
Yet my first and my seond(nay, think not I cozen),
When added together will make but two dozen.
How many am I?
My first is a number, my second another,
And each, I assure you, wil rhyme with the other.
My first you will find is one-fifth of my second,
And trly my whole a long period reckoned.
Yet my first and my seond(nay, think not I cozen),
When added together will make but two dozen.
How many am I?
Answer: four score
Question: Jessy was an average girl that LOVED sugar. One day she decided to make a batch of cookies. She looked in her cabinet and saw that there was only one cup of suger in there. Jessy went to the store and bought three cups of sugar. She put them ALL on the table. Jessy takes one. How many does she have?
Answer: If you guessed one... you are absolutely right. There were some of the best tricks in this quiz. I will only tell one. But first I will tell you why you should have got that answer. In the beggining it says "She looked in her cabinet and saw that there was only one cup of suger in there." Many people forget about that part. Also, some people think that the riddle says that she takes away one. She doesn't. she TAKES ONE. She has ONE. One trick used in this was that I used many extra things in it that didn't have to do with the riddle. It just makes you examine them harder and gets you more confused.
Question: There is a man who lives on the 40th floor of an appartment building, on rainy days he takes the elevator to the 40th, but on sunny days he takes the elevator to the 20th floor and walks the rest of the way up the stairs to the 40th floor.
Why?
Why?
Answer: He is a midjet and on rainy days he can use his umprella to poke the button to go to the 40th floor, but on sunny days he does not have his umbrella so he can only reach the 20th floor button.
Question: botimettle
Answer: time in a bottle
Question: There are ten bags containing marbles. Each bag has at least 10 marbles in it. Nine of the bags contains only marbles weighting 10 grams each. One of the bags contains only marbles weighing nine grams each. Each bag has a different number of marbles in it. All of the marbles look exactly the same. The riddle is how can you know which bag has the nine gram marbles if the only device allowed to be used is a weighing scales which you can use only once?
Answer: Place the bags in a row. Take one marble from the first bag, two from the second bag and so on. Use the scales to weigh all the marbles you have taken from the bags. If the number of grams ends in 9, it is the first bag with 9 gram marbles. The total for the other bags will end in 0 since 10s are being added. The single 9 shows up as the rightmost digit in the sum of all the weights. If the number of grams ends in 8, it is the second bag with the 9 gram marbles because 2 times 9 equals 18 and that will be added to the total producing a number ending in 8. A rightmost 7 means it is the third bag with the 9 gram marbles. In each case the rightmost digit reveals which bag contains the 9 gram marbles.
Or:
Put all 55 marbles that you selected from the bags together on the balance. The number of grams that the total weight of these 55 marbles differs from 550 grams, is equal to the number of marbles of 9 grams that are among those 55 marbles, and that is equal to the number of the bag which contains only marbles of 9 grams
Or:
Put all 55 marbles that you selected from the bags together on the balance. The number of grams that the total weight of these 55 marbles differs from 550 grams, is equal to the number of marbles of 9 grams that are among those 55 marbles, and that is equal to the number of the bag which contains only marbles of 9 grams
Question: how many animals can fit in pantyhose
Answer: ten little piggies, two calves, unknown number of hares, one ass and one pussycat.
