Question: As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
Answer: None. You just met all of them on the way.
Question: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Answer: a towel
Question: What has four legs in the morning

two legs at midday
and three legs in the evening
Answer: Baby in the morning

Adult at midday

Old person with a walking stick in the evening
Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer: there are 2 answers for this:
1. An ear of corn
2. Chicken
Question: how does the laziest man get his dinner the quickest?
Answer: he gets his wife to do it for him
Question: What room has no walls, ceilings, and floors
Answer: a mushroom
Question: imagine if you were in a sinking boat 50 miles out in the indian ocean.there was lots of shaks around the sinnking boat and there was no large items in the boat to block the hole up . how would you get out of it?
Answer: stop imaginig
Question:


You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.


Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island.


Explain how the tractor got there?
Answer: It was driven over in winter when the lake was frozen.



Question: What question can you never anwser yes to.
Answer: Are you alseep yet
Question: A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
Answer: 11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds