Question: A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

Question: My first is in you, but not in shoe.
My second is in over but not in under.
My third is in ugly, but not in soggy.
My fourth is in round, but not in grind.
My fifth is in salad, but not in potatoe.
My sixth is in fever, but not in friday.
My seventh is in fallen, but not in death.
My last is in flat, but not in rat.

So, you think you're good at puzzles, trust me, after this, you won't know yourself as much as you thought you did!

Question: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Question: How can you give someone $63 using six bills, without using any one dollar bills?

Question: whats greater than god more eviler than the devil
the rich need it the poor have it
if you eat it you will die

Question: I am somthing that no one wants
But we all need me
The buyer will never use me
And the user will never see me
You can only use me once
What am I?

Question: Have you heard of the Helen Keller joke?

Question: a man was found hung from the ceiling. there was no furniture to stand on and therewas no one to help him. the only thing the police found was a puddle of water. how did the man get to be hanging from the ceiling?

Question: What kind of can never needs a can opener?

Question: there is a guy who is going around the store trying to find green olives. he runs into two girls that look excatly alike and he asks them if they were twins. they say no but mention that they have the same birth parnets and were born on the same day and year. how is that possible?