Question: How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None vampires like the dark!!!!!!
Question: A man has a goat, a wolf, and a head of cabbage. He comes to a river that has no bridge, but a small boat to cross the river. The boat can hold only one of the three things he has. If he takes over the wolf first, the goat will eat the cabbage. If he take over the cabbage first, the wolf will eat the goat. How does he solve the problem?
Answer: First, he takes over the goat. Then, he takes over the cabbage, but takes the goat back. Then, he takes over the wolf. Finally, he takes over the goat again.
Question: A man walked into a bar called Tom and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and pointed it at Tom. Tom walked away happy with out the glass of water









Why?
Answer: Because he had the hiccups
Question: If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door.

How many moves will it take to reach the door?
Answer: You will never reach the door!

If you only move half the distance, then you will always have half the distance remaining no matter how small the number.
Question: Some guy was going to the store down the street 31 minutes later two guys are on the ground.Books, groceries and a wheelchair is there on the ground. How did the some guy fall?
Answer: He didn't fall it was two guys not some guy.
Question: There was a happily married couple living in an apartment, the man kisses his wife good bye and goes to work. But while he is in the elevator and the power goes out and he says, oh no!!!!!!! My wife is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why did he say that?
Answer: Because his wife was in a breathing mask ran by power, and when the power went out, the machine did too. GET IT?!?!
Question: Theirs a man in a car, the windows are rolled up, and the doors are locked. He gets shot in the head while sitting in the car. The car isnt damages what so ever. How did he get shot?
Answer: The car is a convertable....dont be mad that you didnt get that...lol
Question: What goes up but never goes down?
Answer: Your AGE
Question: A man is 20 years old but has only had 5 birthdays. How is that possible?
Answer: He was born febuary 29th.
Question: There is a one story house. The walls are blue, The furniture is green, the appliances are red, the grass is orange, the trees are brown, the ceiling is yellow. What color are the stairs?
Answer: If it is a one story house, there are no stairs.