Question: There is a janitor that works at a 100 floor skyscraper. Every day he starts by cleaning the 100th floor. On sunny days the janitor goes up the first 50 floors on the elivator and the next 50 floors on the stairs. On rainy days he goes up all 100 floors on the elevator.....Why is this?
Answer: The janitor is unusually short and on sunny days he can only reach to the 50th floor button. However on rainy days he pokes the 100th floor button with his umbrella.
Question: I can be short and sometimes hot.
When displayed, I rarely impress.
What am I?
Answer: I am your temper.
Question: whom who makes it, doesnt need it. whom who needs it doesnt want it, what is it
Answer: a coffin
Question: im a 8 letter that has only letter what im i
Answer: envelope
Question: I beautify the world
I rid shadow’s doubt.
The blind ones yearn
Sleepy ones shout.
The watchman’s friend,
A guide to commend.
Answer: Light
Question: What English word starting with a "B", has three consecutive double letters?
Answer: Bookkeeper. ( and bookkeeping )
Question: A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks. Who carried the heavier load and why?
Answer: The farmer's load was heavier. His hired help only carried two sacks, while the farmer carries one sack, but his sack is a sack of grain. The hired help only carried 2 sacks - both empty.
Question: Two people are playing Chess. They play five games. They both win three games. With out any ties, draws, or surrenders, how is this possible?
Answer: They are playing with different people.
Question: You throw away the outside,cook the inside,eat the outside,and throw away the inside.What is it?
Answer: an ear of corn
Question: You're a dectective trying to solve a case. A man was shot at a shack. He had 53 bicycles around him and a table and chairs near by. Why did the man get shot?
Answer: Because he cheated in poker. (bicycles are a brand of cards and they 're 52 in a deck)